Is that a phone in your pocket?
Because dat ass is calling me
(Source: weekendwolvess, via changetheworldlaugh)
a teacher walks into a bar
guy: can i buy you a drink?
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
I believe Cap deserved a HUGE round of applause for that astute observation.
GOLD STAR FOR YOU CAP
(via heytherelittle)
i don’t get why they’re so scared…he eats humans not sea creatures and sponges…
(Source: spongebobsworld, via afterthelaughterstopped)
do you ever look at your own blog and tell yourself “wow you have great taste in everything”
because i do
(Source: colourandcity, via bewbies)
